Bacon Toothpaste

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Bacon is the most prized item in the world. It is hailed for its unmatched flavor across the universe and even worshiped in some religions. Maybe it's time you take the time to get to know Bacon on a different level. Start brushing those teeth every morning with Bacon freshness. No more mint or spearmint, or mint-burst, or extra, extra, mint, flavors for you my friend. You can now have what you so deserve... something greasy, crunchy and sizzling. Well, the essence of all that not actual Bacon. I mean we're trying to get you cleaned up not greased up. You can eat your Bacon AFTER you brush your teeth, then you can brush them again. You're gonna love using this Toothpaste so much that your dentist may be dumbfounded at the magnificence of your smile that smells like grilling Bacon.

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