Don't Have Ugly Children Gum

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Let this Gum speak for you in the gentlest words possible. Pass it out to all your questionable friends and associates. The world will be a lot less unattractive with preventative actions. It's hard enough seeing a baby and you're not sure what to say if it's not exactly "baby" material. Do you say "How cute", "How special", "That face"? It's tough, so make it a little less stressful with a subtle warning. This Gum will awaken the pretty genes in everyone and make sure that all actions are taken to make beautiful babies. We believe the Children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way (just make sure they're beautiful Children).

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