How to Win a Fight with a Liberal Handbook

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This Handbook of epic proportions contains remedies, methods, and skills that have taken years to hone. Chapter titles range from "What It Means to be a Conservative" to "How To Win Friends While Antagonzing People" to "How To Use Liberal's Words Against Them." The text is riddled with polls on your knowledge and highly detailed definitions and political slang. You'll find more than enough antidotes and plays to pull yourself through an entire run for office and the guaranteed succession. An example of one question in a "What Breed of Conservative Are You?" poll: "If you were a candidate for political office, what would your theme song be? A. Made in America", by Toby Keith. B. "Money (That's What I Want) by The Beatles. C. "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who. D. "Spirit in the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum. E. "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" by Meat Loaf. F. "America, Fuck Yeah" - Theme Song from Team America: World Police.

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