Miracle Birth Control Gum

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Alright, this is some seriously crazy Gum! Watch eyes peel back as you pop it out of your purse for a breath freshening. Or even when someone asks you for a piece of Gum. You'll be doing your part to keep the community in check. Chew a piece of Gum and prevent biting off more than you can chew... FOREVER. The package closes in on 30 something year old women but we're sure it applies to any age in need. Hey, even those men afraid of carrying can snag a piece. We're sure anything's possible so it's better to be prepared. Get a pack for all the girls, especially if you have questionable friends you'd never want to babysit for. Obviously this Gum isn't really Birth Control but it sure is a good laugh and a fresh, minty chew!

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