This awesome Yoda Talking Keychain will place your Jedi mentor as close as he can get. You can hear his teachings and famous phrases with the push of a button. There are a total of 6 different phrasings that shall include the following:
"Concentrate, feel the force flow. Yes." "Size matters not." "For 800 years have I trained Jedi." "Do, or do not, there is no try" "Judge me by my size do you?" "When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?"