Dirty Valentine Hearts

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Valentine's Day is for true romantics. For those that aren't afraid to say "Cute Butt", "I'm Easy", and "Bend Over". Romantic phrases like these are so sweet and gentle like red satin and rose petals. Wait a minute, what happened to the good old conversation Hearts? These Hearts have TROUBLE written all over!! Dozens of hilariously adult-themed phrases will send your Valentine into a Giggle coma. Be careful not to let the kids take these to school.. YIKES! Risque Sayings Include: - Eat Me - Cute Butt - Let's Scr*w - Nice T*ts - Be My Love Slave - I?m H*rny - Do Me - Make Me Hot - Bend Over - Let's Make Love - Lick Me *None of these are as graciously censored as they are here, so get ready for the wildest Valentine's ever.

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